Pirates Boat Load Of Fun lyrics

I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegitable animal and mineral
I know the kings of england
and i quote the facts historical
from marathon to waterlou in order catigorical
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I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathamatical
I understand equasions both the simple and quadratical