Richard's Got Me Stumped!!

There are only two weeks left before Richard Kruspe's birthday, and my mind is a complete blank as to what to write for him. This is a mystery to me, because you would think with him being the 'founding father' (and principal songwriter) of the group, he would be the easiest one to say something to on a blogspace (or a chat forum). But this is proving to be more difficult than I thought it would be... and with only two weeks left before his special day I don't quite know what to write. I don't know why, but I can't seem to access my thoughts.
For Olli (April), the words came easily; they did for Schneider as well (May). Richard I am having some trouble with, maybe because I sense a certain complexity about him and I don't know the best manner of approach. With this one, part of what is stumping me is that I sense that he's not quite as he appears; therefore I am having trouble figuring out what to say, who is really behind those hypnotic eyes of his? Also, for once I would like to send him birthday wishes WITHOUT bringing up anything about how good-looking he is (see, this might be tough). For this year, when I address him, I would like to find the right words to express what Rammstein has meant to me in my life, and how it ties in with my soul. I want the words to be exactly what he needs to hear, at exactly the right time; this time I would like to trade in the sugar-coated, schoolgirl-crush stuff for substantial and meaningful words - words that will resonate with him, and make sense.
Ah; Richard is like the complex kid in the family, the one you so want to please and make happy (if only for a day!), but you just don't know how to do it. Richard is the little boy I must rush out and buy shoes for - but there are about 30 different pairs in front of me to choose from, and I don't know which pair will fit him exactly right.
I have got two weeks left, to find the right words for him.
I believe I will do it.
I know the words are there - I just have to draw them out and express how I truly am feeling.