Dude, Where's My Car lyrics

Verse One:

This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chich walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon

We're punked up, funked up dead from the neck up
We hijacked the dex, the world is gonna be next
We wanna wreck the town with the Infidel rokkit
We love that you love us and you know it

WE LUV U.

No brakes but you know we got a radio
You gotta move when we're rockin' on your stereo
We wanna hit the town with the Infidel rokkit
We love that you love us and you know it

WE LUV U.

here we go again callin on a good friend
sippin on a ride
pickin up a forty cauSe my mouth's dry
boardwalk hustlers with there cheap talk
tryin to find the time on their tijuana knock offs
hookin up with the b-dub crew
lahiana settin up for A front row view
knokin back laughs and a bottle or two
just a watchin that ass as it rolls on through

life is short soN better have fun

Voodoo Lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a-howlin' and stompin'

I have a stinger; I am a honeybee.
I am a razor; please cut your wrists with me.
You're supercommon; you flaunt your pedigree.
You're clear as water...

I'm already spinning in my grave.

I am the subject of your documentary.
You have a question? I am the third degree.
I am authentic; I'm authenticity (I'm no such thing-a)...

I? already spinning in my grave.
La la la la.

I only just turned 15
I'm filled with hopes and dreams
I turn my radio on and
I hear the strangest song

Chorus :
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think

Ahoo...... Ahoo...... Ahoo..... Ahoo....

It's slick the way they dress
I heard they all have fake breasts
One thing I'll do if I can
Is go on Britney's bus and get a tan

I've been lighting the way
With bridges burning low, now.
I've been wasting the days
Like living's going out of style, now.
I've been up every night,
Walking down the highway.
If I can make things right,
I'm gonna do it my way.

Send it straight to you.
Like you put a price on everything you do.
Like a song that ain't worth singing.

I've been hiding away,
Waiting for disaster.

It's a new dawn now gotta real cold shower to greet me
It's just the same fake smile makes it all worthwhile believe me
I gotta new plan now gonna use this hour to kill you
Don't look so sour I'm please to meet you

It's a new joke now and I'm your grinning jester
There's only one clown here and the bastards sure to get you
Well is it just payback when the knives in your back surround you

There's this girl I don't know.

Comes by every year or so.

And if I get the mail before my mom does than I'll stay out of trouble.

She'll change every year, even pretty without beer.

She doesn't care about my hair, my car, my tiny pee pee in the mirror.

(CHORUS)

Whoo, Yehhh, She's finally here.

Whoo, Yehhh, she comes one time a year.

Whoo, yehhh, she's finally here.